tag:themorningdump.blog.co.uk,2009-11-07:/The Morning Dump is my way of addressing life's little irritations while allowing me to make some general observations on human behaviour. I like most people but, with all things in life, I encounter those that, for whatever reason, have the innate ability to annoy the crap out of me. These tend to fall into the following categories. Fundamentalist God Botherers, The Political Right, Radio Talkback Announcers, Radio Talkback Listeners, Footballers using Hair Products, Channels 7, 9 & 10 and Faux Celebrities. I could go on about supporters of particular football teams, jockeys who can't steer a truck let alone a horse etc but that's for another time. MokoFeed2009-11-07T21:09:36+01:00tag:themorningdump.blog.co.uk,2007-09-04:/2007/09/04/the_morning_dump~2920482/themorningdump2007-09-04T03:10:03+02:002007-09-04T03:10:03+02:00 <p> Sometimes Things Don't Smell Right</p> <p> My Daily Ablusions<br> Let me begin by stating that I'm not generally a shitty person. Sure, I get cranky with life and what it can throw at me but I tend to take things in my stride and move on. However, there are certain things and people in life that cause me irritation and that tends to evoke a negative reaction from within me.</p> <p>As luck would have it, the stars have aligned to bring a number of people together who I find very, very annoying. This week's APEC arse kissathon in Sydney will be attended by some of the biggest dunderheads in the world. The only saving grace from the whole deal is that our beloved PM will impose his horrible dress sense upon our esteemed visitors. There is only one thing sillier that grown people wearing Akubras and Dryazabones and that is politicians wearing Akubras and Dryazabones. For those not familiar with Australia's answer to cowboy suits, this hat and coat combination should only be worn in the company of livestock. Preferably rounding them up, not rooting them George W.</p> <p>The $200 million plus this tugfest will cost will no doubt result in great changes throughout the Pacific Rim. I can see the Chinese rushing back home with some beaut recipes they picked up in Dixon St and putting an halt to all that polluting and peasant thumping. The US President will see the error of his way and order the immediate withdrawal of troops from Iraq. And John Winston Horward can tell the battlers of Australia how the world is a safer place with him at the helm.</p> <p>What a steaming pile of poo.</p> <p>Cheers</p> <p>Reggie</p> <p> <small> <a href="http://themorningdump.blog.co.uk/2007/09/04/the_morning_dump~2920482/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>